Act III, Scene vi: The English camp in Picardy. | GOWER: | | How now, Captain Fluellen! come you from the bridge? |
| FLUELLEN: | | I assure you, there is very excellent services committed at the | | bridge. |
| GOWER: | | Is the Duke of Exeter safe? |
| FLUELLEN: | | The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a | | man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my | | duty, and my live, and my living, and my uttermost power. He | | is not—God be praised and blessed!—any hurt in the world; but | | keeps the bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There | | is an aunchient lieutenant there at the pridge, I think in my | | very conscience he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony; and he is | | a man of no estimation in the world, but I did see him do as | | gallant service. |
| GOWER: | | What do you call him? |
| FLUELLEN: | | He is call'd Aunchient Pistol. |
| FLUELLEN: | | Here is the man. |
| PISTOL: | | Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours. | | The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well. |
| FLUELLEN: | | Ay, I praise God; and I have merited some love at his hands. |
| PISTOL: | | Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart, | | And of buxom valour, hath by cruel fate | | And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel, | | That goddess blind, | | That stands upon the rolling restless stone— |
| FLUELLEN: | | By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune is painted | | blind, with a muffler afore his eyes, to signify to you that | | Fortune is blind; and she is painted also with a wheel, to | | signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning, | | and inconstant, and mutability, and variation; and her foot, | | look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and | | rolls, and rolls. In good truth, the poet makes a most excellent | | description of it. Fortune is an excellent moral. |
| PISTOL: | | Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him; | | For he hath stolen a pax, and hanged must 'a be,— | | A damned death! | | Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free, | | And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate. | | But Exeter hath given the doom of death | | For pax of little price. | | Therefore, go speak; the Duke will hear thy voice; | | And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut | | With edge of penny cord and vile reproach. |
| Speak, captain, for his life, and I will thee requite. |
| FLUELLEN: | | Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning. |
| PISTOL: | | Why then, rejoice therefore. |
| FLUELLEN: | | Certainly, aunchient, it is not a thing to rejoice at; for if, | | look you, he were my brother, I would desire the Duke | | to use his good pleasure, and put him to execution; for | | discipline ought to be used. |
| PISTOL: | | Die and be damn'd! and figo for thy friendship! |
| PISTOL: | | The fig of Spain. |
| GOWER: | | Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal. I remember | | him now; a bawd, a cutpurse. |
| FLUELLEN: | | I'll assure you, 'a uttered as prave words at the pridge as you | | shall see in a summer's day. But it is very well; what he has | | spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve. |
| GOWER: | | Why, 't is a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and then goes to | | the wars, to grace himself at his return into London under the | | form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in the great | | commanders' names; and they will learn you by rote where services | | were done; at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a | | convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgrac'd, what | | terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the | | phrase of war, which they trick up with new-tuned oaths: and what | | a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will | | do among foaming bottles and ale-wash'd wits, is wonderful to be | | thought on. But you must learn to know such slanders of the age, | | or else you may be marvellously mistook. |
| FLUELLEN: | | I tell you what, Captain Gower; I do perceive he is not the man | | that he would gladly make show to the world he is. If I find a | | hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind.[Drum heard.]Hark | | you, the King is coming, and I must speak with him from the pridge. |
| KING HENRY: | | How now, Fluellen! cam'st thou from the bridge? |
| FLUELLEN: | | Ay, so please your Majesty. The Duke of Exeter has very | | gallantly maintain'd the pridge. The French is gone off, look | | you; and there is gallant and most prave passages. Marry, th' | | athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced | | to retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can | | tell your Majesty, the Duke is a prave man. |
| KING HENRY: | | What men have you lost, Fluellen? |
| FLUELLEN: | | The perdition of the athversary hath been very great, reasonable | | great. Marry, for my part, I think the Duke hath lost never a | | man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one | | Bardolph, if your Majesty know the man. His face is all bubukles, | | and whelks, and knobs, and flames o' fire; and his lips blows at | | his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue and | | sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's out. |
| KING HENRY: | | We would have all such offenders so cut off; and we give express | | charge, that in our marches through the country, there be nothing | | compell'd from the villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of | | the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language; for when | | lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the | | soonest winner. |
| MONTJOY: | | You know me by my habit. |
| KING HENRY: | | Well then I know thee. What shall I know of thee? |
| MONTJOY: | | My master's mind. |
| MONTJOY: | | Thus says my King: Say thou to Harry of England: Though we | | seem'd dead, we did but sleep; advantage is a better soldier | | than rashness. Tell him we could have rebuk'd him at Harfleur, | | but that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were | | full ripe. Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is imperial. | | England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our | | sufferance. Bid him therefore consider of his ransom; which must | | proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost, | | the disgrace we have digested; which in weight to re-answer, his | | pettishness would bow under. For our losses, his exchequer is too | | poor; for the effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom | | too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person, kneeling | | at our feet, but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add | | defiance; and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his | | followers, whose condemnation is pronounc'd. So far my King and | | master; so much my office. |
| KING HENRY: | | What is thy name? I know thy quality. |
| KING HENRY: | | Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back, | | And tell thy King I do not seek him now, | | But could be willing to march on to Calais |
| Without impeachment; for, to say the sooth, | | Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much | | Unto an enemy of craft and vantage, | | My people are with sickness much enfeebled, | | My numbers lessen'd, and those few I have | | Almost no better than so many French; | | Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald, | | I thought upon one pair of English legs | | Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God, | | That I do brag thus! This your air of France | | Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent. | | Go therefore, tell thy master here I am; | | My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk, | | My army but a weak and sickly guard; | | Yet, God before, tell him we will come on, | | Though France himself and such another neighbour | | Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy. | | Go, bid thy master well advise himself. | | If we may pass, we will; if we be hind'red, | | We shall your tawny ground with your red blood | | Discolour; and so, Montjoy, fare you well. | | The sum of all our answer is but this: | | We would not seek a battle, as we are; | | Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it. | | So tell your master. |
| MONTJOY: | | I shall deliver so. Thanks to your Highness. |
| GLOUCESTER: | | I hope they will not come upon us now. |
| KING HENRY: | | We are in God's hands, brother, not in theirs. | | March to the bridge; it now draws toward night. | | Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves, | | And on to-morrow bid them march away. |
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