Act II, Scene iii
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| ANNE. Not for that neither. Here's the pang that pinches: | |
| His Highness having liv'd so long with her, and she | |
| So good a lady that no tongue could ever | |
| Pronounce dishonour of her—by my life, | |
| She never knew harm-doing—O, now, after | |
| So many courses of the sun enthroned, | |
| Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which | |
| To leave a thousand-fold more bitter than | |
| 'Tis sweet at first t' acquire—after this process, | |
| To give her the avaunt, it is a pity | |
| Would move a monster. | |
| OLD LADY. Hearts of most hard temper | |
| Melt and lament for her. | |
| ANNE. O, God's will! much better | |
| She ne'er had known pomp; though't be temporal, | |
| Yet, if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce | |
| It from the bearer, 'tis a sufferance panging | |
| As soul and body's severing. | |
| OLD LADY. Alas, poor lady! | |
| She's a stranger now again. | |
| ANNE. So much the more | |
| Must pity drop upon her. Verily, | |
| I swear 'tis better to be lowly born | |
| And range with humble livers in content | |
| Than to be perk'd up in a glist'ring grief | |
| And wear a golden sorrow. | |
| OLD LADY. Our content | |
| Is our best having. | |
| ANNE. By my troth and maidenhead, | |
| I would not be a queen. | |
| OLD LADY. Beshrew me, I would, | |
| And venture maidenhead for 't; and so would you, | |
| For all this spice of your hypocrisy. | |
| You that have so fair parts of woman on you | |
| Have too a woman's heart, which ever yet | |
| Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty; | |
| Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts, | |
| Saving your mincing, the capacity | |
| Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive | |
| If you might please to stretch it. | |
| ANNE. Nay, good troth. | |
| OLD LADY. Yes, troth and troth. You would not be a queen! | |
| ANNE. No, not for all the riches under heaven. | |
| OLD LADY. 'Tis strange: a threepence bow'd would hire me, | |
| Old as I am, to queen it. But, I pray you, | |
| What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs | |
| To bear that load of title? | |
| ANNE. No, in truth. | |
| OLD LADY. Then you are weakly made. Pluck off a little; | |
| I would not be a young count in your way | |
| For more than blushing comes to. If your back | |
| Cannot vouchsafe this burden, 'tis too weak | |
| Ever to get a boy. | |
| ANNE. How you do talk! | |
| I swear again I would not be a queen | |
| For all the world. | |
| OLD LADY. In faith, for little England | |
| You'd venture an emballing. I myself | |
| Would for Carnarvonshire, although there long'd | |
| No more to th' crown but that. Lo, who comes here? | |
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| Enter the LORD CHAMBERLAIN | |
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| CHAMBERLAIN. Good morrow, ladies. What were't worth to know | |
| The secret of your conference? | |
| ANNE. My good lord, | |
| Not your demand; it values not your asking. | |
| Our mistress' sorrows we were pitying. | |
| CHAMBERLAIN. It was a gentle business and becoming | |
| The action of good women; there is hope | |
| All will be well. | |
| ANNE. Now, I pray God, amen! | |
| CHAMBERLAIN. You bear a gentle mind, and heav'nly blessings | |
| Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady, | |
| Perceive I speak sincerely and high notes | |
| Ta'en of your many virtues, the King's Majesty | |
| Commends his good opinion of you to you, and | |
| Does purpose honour to you no less flowing | |
| Than Marchioness of Pembroke; to which tide | |
| A thousand pound a year, annual support, | |
| Out of his grace he adds. | |
| ANNE. I do not know | |
| What kind of my obedience I should tender; | |
| More than my all is nothing, nor my prayers | |
| Are not words duly hallowed, nor my wishes | |
| More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes | |
| Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship, | |
| Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience, | |
| As from a blushing handmaid, to his Highness; | |
| Whose health and royalty I pray for. | |
| CHAMBERLAIN. Lady, | |
| I shall not fail t' approve the fair conceit | |
| The King hath of you.[Aside]I have perus'd her well: | |
| Beauty and honour in her are so mingled | |
| That they have caught the King; and who knows yet | |
| But from this lady may proceed a gem | |
| To lighten all this isle?—I'll to the King | |
| And say I spoke with you. | |
| ANNE. My honour'd lord! | |
| Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN | |
| OLD LADY. Why, this it is: see, see! | |
| I have been begging sixteen years in court— | |
| Am yet a courtier beggarly—nor could | |
| Come pat betwixt too early and too late | |
| For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate! | |
| A very fresh-fish here—fie, fie, fie upon | |
| This compell'd fortune!—have your mouth fill'd up | |
| Before you open it. | |
| ANNE. This is strange to me. | |
| OLD LADY. How tastes it? Is it bitter? Forty pence, no. | |
| There was a lady once—'tis an old story— | |
| That would not be a queen, that would she not, | |
| For all the mud in Egypt. Have you heard it? | |
| ANNE. Come, you are pleasant. | |
| OLD LADY. With your theme I could | |
| O'ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke! | |
| A thousand pounds a year for pure respect! | |
| No other obligation! By my life, | |
| That promises moe thousands: honour's train | |
| Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time | |
| I know your back will bear a duchess. Say, | |
| Are you not stronger than you were? | |
| ANNE. Good lady, | |
| Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy, | |
| And leave me out on't. Would I had no being, | |
| If this salute my blood a jot; it faints me | |
| To think what follows. | |
| The Queen is comfortless, and we forgetful | |
| In our long absence. Pray, do not deliver | |
| What here y' have heard to her. | |
| OLD LADY. What do you think me? | |
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